random story

once upon a time in a little village outside a bigger village outside a city which was on the outskirts of the upper peninsula sat a yupper. this yupper was a generous man having set aside from his own wages 27 cents to help feed the poor, 45 cents to help orphans and a whopping dollar to buy himself bubble gum. he sat chewing his newly purchused treasure like a cow and throughly enjoyed himself. but as he chewed the gum grew stickier and stickier until his mouth was completely shut. soon our friend discovered that it was not bubble gum that he purchased but rather bubblegum flavored cement (sold at any decent convenient store or respectable hardware store for you cement enthusists, it comes highly reccomended, even including a money back gaurantee). of course our upper friend now read the package of the cement and decided that A he was thoroughly dissatisfied B he should get his money back and C he needed to blow his nose. He immeidietly ran back to the convient store which had offered him the gum and ran directly to the manager and said,"gygygygymmmm!!!!! hd!!!!!!!." the manager gave him a dirtly look and thought that maybe this man was some kind of immigrant that spoke a language not requiring and movement of the mouth. he had minored in anthropology and had heard of such things. naturally he responded by saying, "el no comprendo" just in case the strange man also spoke spanish. this only succeeded in making the yupper angrier and he started to humm savagely. the manager then got annoyed and realized that maybe the humming man could not open his mouth. This amused the manager so he opened his mouth wide to rub in the fact that he could while our friend could not . the manager lived happily ever after and had many more cheap laughs at other's misfortune. the yupper got a sinus infection.